- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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