Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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#Getweird

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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wael.. nuff said

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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