- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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