What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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