your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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