Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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