I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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