- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

where is the world?

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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