- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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