- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Women's rights

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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