YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Women's Rights Movement

Robin get in the batmobile!

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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