A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Penis

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Antijokes...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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osama bin laden is dead

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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