- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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