What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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And you honored it I see :P

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lol

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wsde

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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