- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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