when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Albino African Americans

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Barack Obama

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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