- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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