Drew Knowles is gay

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

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