- Anti Joke

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession