- Anti Joke

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Screw it you write the joke.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Kys

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

If life gives you lemonade.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Screw it you write the joke.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Kys

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

If life gives you lemonade.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!