- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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