What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Anthony sucks

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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