Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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