- Anti Joke

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Santa isn't real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead