What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

I used to know what alzheimers was

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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