What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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