Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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