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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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A bar walks into a man

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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