- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Skinny people fart less.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Ham sandwich

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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