Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's big and purple? Barney

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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