- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Horse.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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