- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What is older than history?

Patriarchy.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Women's professional sports

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Antijokes...

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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