- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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