- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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