- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Well this is pointless.....

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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