What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

THE GAME

Women's Rights

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

why did the girl cry because she was raped

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

no.

Prostitution is bad.......

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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