- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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