What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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