How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Poop...

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

matt is fat

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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