- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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