What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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This is a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Pickles are powerful

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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