- Anti Joke

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A British man walks into a dentist's office.