What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Christ is a conspiracy

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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