The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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your mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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