- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why didn't he finish his

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

who do we all like george goodburn

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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