Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Anti Joke

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