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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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