- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

a irish man walks past a bar

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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