what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Ily bae

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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