A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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miha kako si?

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Dislike this.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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