Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Smeg...

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Mooses

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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