Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Your life

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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