Two planes walk into an office building

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

The holocaust

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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