- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

N-E Pats never cheated

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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