Microwave

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Once upon a time, The end.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

So one time there was this woman learning...

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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