What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

You will not press the like button.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

The queen having a shit

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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