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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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