Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's 9+10 Ebola

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Iif your reading this ur gay

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Anti Joke

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