- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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