- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Obama

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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