- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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