- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Women's rights

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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