- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why was the boy sad? because.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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