- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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