- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Adam Chebali has no life

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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