Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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