What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Cripples are lame.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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