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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

su algato es en fuego

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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