- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Your life

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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